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Hey there wrestling fans!

This is Tex Lonestar, the host of Doomsday Wrestling, and I am throwing myself a little wrasslin' birthday get-together and you are invited! I'm calling it TEX'S BIRTHDAY BEATDOWN!! It's a little egotistical I know, but it is my birthday party after all. Anyway, I want you there on Saturday, November 4th to celebrate with me! There will be balloons, funny hats, party favors, and...violence. SO. MUCH. VIOLENCE.

The most hilarious headlocks and zany bodyslams will be dished out by your favorite wrestlers! Poundcake! Dirty Lips! Brad the Rad Dad! Val Catraz! HypnoFist! Roachella! 110% AL! And many more!

Plus, there will be FREE CAKE! Can this get any better?! Wrestling! Comedy! Cake! Happy Birthday to me!!

This is a limited capacity event! So grab your tickets now and we'll see you Saturday, November 4th at Eureka Heights Brew Co!

Your best friend in the world,

-Tex Lonestar

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It's that time of year! Time for the Doomsday Wrestling's Hot n' Sticky Summer Showdown! Live at Urban South HTX on Saturday, July 15th!

It's gonna be moist! You're gonna be moist! And all of your wrasslin' favorites will be on hand serving up a heapin' helpin' of hilarious headlocks in a way that is unmistakably Doomsday Wrestling! Featuring Roachella! Larry Christmas! Top Banana! Doll Face! Super Safety Sam! Plus the return of the feline fury himself, Mr. Cuddles!

So get your tickets now cuz things are going to get hot! Things are going to get sticky! Things are going to get downright wet! You might have to pry yourself off the person next to you!

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Time to find out if you're a jock or a nerd! We're definitely all nerds here...

Saturday, April 15th at Eureka Heights Brewing Co! Doomsday Wrestling brings you "SPRING BREAK YOUR FACE!"

All of your favorite wrasslers will be there! Chest Hair Assassin! Roachella! Time's Up Thomas! Poundcake! Larry Christmas! Super Safety Sam! Salty Pete! And many, many more!

But! You better get your tickets right, here right now because this event has a limited capacity! Will you be brave enough to be among the chosen ones who dare to attend this event?! Act now or lament later!

Join us for a never ending keg stand of hilarious violence as Doomsday Wrestling helps Eureka Heights Brewing Co debut their brand new beer, 713 Pils! It'll be totally tubular and bodaciously bitchin' all at the same time! Get your tickets today!

Spring Break Your Face! A part of the 713 Pilsapalooza series.

*Speedos and sunscreen not included.

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Doomsday Wresting returns with a huge dose of action, comedy, and male pattern baldness!

Tex Lonestar, the beloved ring announcer or Doomsday Wrestling, is having trouble accepting the fate of his evaporating hairline. Tex still thinks it is possible to recapture those luxurious, flowing locks of his youth. 

It's pretty sad. He just won't let it go. 

But what is Tex capable of in this delusional state of mind? How far will he go to try to recapture what is already long gone? What kind of desperate measures will he entertain to once again feel the Houston breeze blowing through a full head of hair atop his head? 

Find out Saturday, April 9th at Numbers Nightclub! Oh! And of course, there will be plenty of quality wrestling matches! Duh..

All your favorite magicians of the mat will be there! "Crooked" Dick Dunn! Milk and Cookies! Lorraine "The Brain" Bradley! Salty Pete! Top Banana, who is featured on in the photo above! Just look at those cascading waves of golden hair! Tex is going to be so jealous..

Also! Making his wrestling debut, Times Up Thomas! And many, many more!

Get your tickets today and watch a middle-aged man have his first midlife crisis!

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Googoo! Gaga!

Doomsday Wrestling is back with touch of Baby Crazy! Get the formula warm and be ready to change some diapers! The wrestling action you crave will soon be tumbling out headfirst! But you don't have to wait 9 months for this bundle of joy!

Saturday, March 5th the most hilarious comedy wrasslin' show of all finally returns to the New Potato! All of your favorites will be there! The Rad Dads! Larry Christmas! The Stormin' Mormons! Precious Jules! Tex Lonestar! And many, many more!

Seats are first come first serve but feel free to bring your own lawn chairs, folding chairs, tree stumps, velvet thrones, whatever! We want y'all to be comfy out in the beer garden while Doomsday Wrestling destroys east downtown Houston.

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Doomsday Wrestling finally returns to Equal Parts Brewing to deck the halls with blood and hilarious violence!

5 amazing matches! Including a Holiday Hell Match!

All of your favorite Doomsday stars will be on hand!

Larry Christmas! The Chest Hair Assassin! The Rad Dads! Val Catraz! Precious Jules! And many more! Plus, some brand-new wrestlers will be making their debut just in time for the holiday season!

The brewery opens at noon so come out early and grab a beer and something delicious to eat from El Pobre Mexican BBQ and Star Sailor HTX! Then head into Equal Parts Brewing's brand-new indoor event space and witness the War on Christmas!

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Did you think we were done? Did you think we were finished? Did you think you would never see us again?

After nearly a year and a half, Doomsday Wrestling is finally back - and it won't quit mutating! 

That's right folks! The greatest little wrassln' show in the Lonestar State returns to infect you with chronic hilarious violence! So get ready for a slamdemic that cannot be cured!!

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An intergalactic danger threatens to destroy the world of professional wrestling!

There is an extraterrestrial among the athletes of Doomsday Wrestling! For years an alien masquerading as a wrestler has been hiding in plain sight. Who could it be? It's someone we've known for years. Could it be Top Banana? Or how about the Chest Hair Assassin? Maybe it's the menopausal mauler known as Hot Flash? 

Heck, it could be anyone! 

The question is, what are Tex Lonestar and the gang going to do when the invasion begins? What will you do?!

This will be a battle that just might decide the ultimate fate of the universe. Or Texas at least.

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The best little wrasslin’ show in Texas will be decking the halls with hilarious violence and, of course, there will be a heapin’ helpin’ of hysterical hijinks!

Hang on to your eggnog as the evil Monty Del Monte threatens the very fate of the holidays when he discovers the secret power that makes him virtually omnipotent with Christmas cheer! 

Can Tex Lonestar and the gang stop him?!

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Come on out to Numbers Nightclub on Saturday, November 2nd as the most wacky wrasslers in the Lonestar State celebrate everyone’s favorite pagan holiday a few days late! 

That's right it's the Doomsday Wrestling Halloween Special! It'll be a night of ghoulish grappling!

But it's not just going to be about punishing poltergeists and haunted headlocks! Ring announcer Tex Lonestar may have found the key to eternal life in professional wrestling! But what will it cost him?!

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Warrior Women! Fatal Females! Deadly Dames!

Call it whatever you like, but Doomsday Wrestling is putting on its first-ever ALL WOMAN show Saturday, August 24th at Numbers Night Club!

That's right! It's the HEROINES OF HOUSTON! All of your favorite Lethal Ladies will be there! Sister Blister! The Call of the Wild! Doll Face! Luchadorable! And many more! 

It's going to be a night of laughs and violence! Who could ask for anything more?!

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The saga of Doomsday Wrestling continues!

Saturday, July 13th at Sigma Brewing Company! Doomsday Wrestling presents Summer Bummer! One night only! There’s gonna be lots of laughs and there’s gonna be lots of action! Plus someone’s dirty little secret will come out! Uh oh!!!

All of your favorite wrasslin’ warriors will be on hand to give you that slam- bang action that only the folks at Doomsday Wrestling can provide!

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The best little wrasslin’ show in Texas is back and per usual, there will be a heapin’ helpin’ of hilarious hijinks!

Look out ladies! Tex Lonestar has finally gotten over the death of his wife (R.I.P.) and is now back on the market! Go ahead and start lining up now because Tex will be taking and reviewing applications Saturday, June 1st at The New Potato!

One of you can win though!

Submit your application in essay form to: tex@doomsdaywrestling.com if interested. And you know you are!

Oh and there is also gonna be a bunch of wrasslin'!

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Time to find out if you're a jock or a nerd!

We're definitely all nerds here...

Saturday, March 30th at Numbers Night Club! Doomsday Wrestling brings you "SPRING BREAK YOUR FACE!"

Join us for a never-ending keg stand of hilarious violence as we finally crown a new Doomsday Wrestling Champion! It'll be totally tubular and bodaciously bitchin' all at the same time!

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Can you hear the rumbling in your stomach? Can you smell the aroma in the air? Can you feel your salivatory glands as they...uh...salivate?

We sure can! And we know that there is only one thing that can satiate your ever-growing hunger.

Bring your appetite for action to Sigma Brewing Company as Doomsday Wrestling presents THE ALL U CAN BEAT BUFFET!

That’s right! 20 wrestlers battling for a chance to be crowned the new Doomsday Wrestling Champion! Who will it be?!

Macho Muchacho? The Chest Hair Assassin? Hot Flash? Twerkules? Charlene Lonestar? Sister Blister? Monkey Boy? The list of amazing athletes goes on and on and on but only one can be champion!

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Some say that with age comes maturity, but that won't be the case as Doomsday Wrestling celebrates its very own quinceañera! That's right! The best little wrestling show in Texas is putting on a pretty dress and celebrating their 15th birthday!

Doomsday Wrestling used to be a little girl, but now it's becoming a woman!

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Doomsday Wrestling celebrated Houston's hot summer nights with a Texas-style showdown!

The then-current Heavyweight Champion, the dastardly Top Banana, had gone on Fox News stating he will refuse to defend his title. So we lined up some hometown heroes to lure the Potassium Powerhouse back to the squared circle to end his reign of bad food, bad beer, & bad sportsmanship!

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The best little wrasslin' show in Texas suffered from a gorilla infestation! It took Tex Lonestar and the gang to stop the nefarious Gorilla Master from achieving TOTAL GORILLA WORLD DOMINATION!

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The amazing athletes of the greatest comedy wrestling show in all of Texas put on their most seductively tantalizingly hilarious performance yet!

The Era of Sexy descended upon Houston with the tag team known as CREAM STREET challenging THE TOP BANANA for his Doomsday Wrestling Championship belt.

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With Halloween lurking just around the corner, the best little wrasslin' show in Texas was all set to give Houston some gory and gruesome grappling!

But when the ghost of a long-dead wrestler reared its ugly head, Tex Lonestar and the gang had to go through extreme measures to combat this sinister spandex-covered specter!

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Everyone at Doomsday Wrestling is so proud of our city for its quick response to helping out the victims of Hurricane Harvey! We wanted to keep it going, so we donated all profits from this event to the Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund.

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You thought the Cold War was over? Think again!

The amazing athletes of Doomsday Wrestling returned to Houston to battle the horrors of 1980s era Soviet communism in the squared circle!

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Nothing lasts forever - all great things must come to an end. And on June 17th, Doomsday Wrestling bade farewell to one of its most popular wrestlers, BEEFY JOE! Everyone in attendance was a part of professional wrestling history as the butcher-turned-wrestler rode off into the sunset and left the squared circle behind once and for all.

But wait! It wasn't that easy! Beefy Joe still had some unfinished business to take care of...facing a threat unlike any that he had ever encountered. A threat so large that it nearly ruined the entire legacy he left between the ropes.

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Doomsday's first show at Sigma Brewing Co. was a smash hit! The entire brewery was rented out for Charlene's Sweet 16 Birthday Party.

But not everyone was happy to see Tex Lonestar give his little girl a shot at the championship title. With her birthday party in jeopardy, she did what any 16-year-old girl would: headlock and bodyslam every wrestler between her and that sweet, sugary birthday cake! 

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What better way to celebrate their milestone 30th show than with a wrasslin' wedding! Tex Lonestar fell head over heels in love and married a beautiful woman that turned out to be none other than PRECIOUS JULES!

Tex really should have been able to figure that one out.

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The world of comedy wrasslin’ was rocked to its very foundations when Doomsday Wrestling presented the first ever Murder Mystery wrestling show! This show featured a killer on the loose, with the promise that "someone is going to die." 

Everyone was suspect and everyone had one heck of a time!

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After the huge success at Houston's Downtown Market Square Park, Doomsday Wrestling returned to its home at Numbers Nightclub with a new World Heavyweight Champion: Animalia the Untamed! This beast woman has raised the standards of violence and brutality in the squared circle to an all-time high and the only way to keep the audience safe was to lock her in a solid titanium steel cage!

I had a bit of fun creating the Cage Match intro.